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Have you ever met a vampire?

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No? You think they only exist in the
movies.

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You think they're just literary
creations, the most famous of which

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would be Dracula, the Bram Stoker.

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Well, you're wrong.

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Vampires do exist, but forget everything
we tell you about them.

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They don't sleep in cages, they're not
afraid of the crucifixions, the light of

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day and the cloves of garlic.

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The vampires live by our side, and we
don't know anything about it. They melt

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in the crowd.

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Only one thing can betray them, however.

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They don't need blood to survive, as the
legend says, but sex.

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I love this forest.

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The sap of these trees is unique.

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It gives me... ...exceptional sexual
power.

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Yeah, enjoy yourselves, my darlings.

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I'm starting to feel the effect of my
injection.

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It's starting.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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um um

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Thank you.

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Aww.

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Wow.

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Where is she coming from?

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Ugh.

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Laissez-moi vous présenter Tommy et
Jack.

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Deux individus dont la profession n'est
pas banale.

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Ils sont en effet chasseurs de vampires.

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Aucune formation universitaire n'est
requise. On apprend sur le tas.

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What is this habit of drinking milk?
It's full of calcium.

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You'll tell me. It can't hurt.

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You have a lack of calcium.

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No, but it's better to prevent than to
cure. I'll stop you right now. You're

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kidding. At a certain age, calcium, we
don't need it anymore.

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It can even be harmful.

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Really? I swear, they say it on TV.

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Yeah, but what age is it?

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I don't know.

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What I'm saying is that in doubt, you
should abstain. It's bullshit, all that.

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What I say about it is for your
good.

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Come on, give that. What the hell are you doing?
Milk dirt. Are you sick or what? C

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It was long shelf life.

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Go look for her. Come on.

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Stop acting like a kid.

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No, we are men.

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That doesn't stop you from loving milk.

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And this report? According to witnesses,
the killer is a bloodthirsty butcher without

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pity. And when I say butcher, it means
pas une métaphore. Il s'agit bien de sa

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profession.

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C'est pour ça qu'on a fait appel à nous.
Le goût classique.

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It could be an ordinary serial killer.

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Yeah, it could be.

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The kind, the silence of the lambs, you
see? Anthony Hopkins?

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Yeah, except that after autopsy of the
victims, the butcher in question would

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have made love to them before shooting
them. Watch out, I said make love.

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It wasn't a rape. The legislator insists
on that.

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Not to mention that the reports would
have lasted several hours in a row. You

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realize that?

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Ah, yeah, okay.

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I understand better. We're lucky to have
an affair with one of our kind vampires.

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It's finally getting interesting.

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Un peu d'action ne nous fera pas de mal.

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Désolé de revenir là-dessus, mais que tu
balances la bouteille de lait, je l'ai

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encore en travers de la gorge, tu sais.

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Ugh.

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Thank you.

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Whoa.

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But where does the medicine go, I'm
asking you?

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Here we are, we're taking patients in
for sexual detoxification now.

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We'll have everything. Help, miss.

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Please, help me.

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No, but stop making us your comedy.

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What if I checked for myself the
validity of his diagnosis?

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Because if Lascar really lacks sex, I'm
going to provoke an overdose for him.

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He's not going to be disappointed with
the trip.

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Because on the sex side, my libido is
kind of exuberant, too.

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So that's how we're meant to be, huh?

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Wow. Kiss me.

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Why not?

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I'm not against it.

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No!

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I'm in ministry.

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Good Lord, I fell for more perverts than
me.

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You're just a drag, you bastard.

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I don't know

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oh

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That's gross.

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That sucks.

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Thank you.

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Come on, take me again.

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I feel it coming.

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There, you got your dose of sex.

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Get out of here now, wind! Fuck, I said
wind!

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Get out!

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Get out!

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Come on!

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I am the master of your dreams.

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I have come to give body to your dreams.

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Drink, then. Here.

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This elixir will erase all your
inhibitions. You will be able to give up

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without complexity or taboo to the
realization of your craziest dreams. I

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have read in your dreams and I know that
they are of a perverse nature. Am I

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clear in you?

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Yes, that's right.

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Well, I have come to expressly fulfill
your wishes, my child.

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Who tells me you're up to it?
Don't worry about that.

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This elixir will make us sexually
overpowered. This is what becomes

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interesting. It's a secret formula
from the ancestral manuscript of

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night lords, vampires.

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I don't believe in vampires, sorry
vous décevoir. Mais tu veux t'épanouir,

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non ? Je veux expérimenter tous les jeux
du sexe qui existent ici en ce bas

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monde, c'est vrai.

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So leave all your beliefs aside.

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You can satisfy me. I came for that, my
pretty.

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It's my role.

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Let me initiate the black magic of
vampires.

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Madam, can you repeat the sentence?

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Submission is the secret of pleasure.

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That's it, I'm done.

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I hope you didn't make the wrong
spelling, my little Tina, or you will be

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severely punished.

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You know very well that I like your
punishments too much.

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Ah, yes.

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Let us now move on to the work to be
done, my little Tina. And I count on

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your assiduity.

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Open your mouth wide, little roll.

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Suck.

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Deeper.

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Apply yourself, will you?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Lie down.

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Now, look at me and take note.

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Get up.

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Come on.

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Go on, suck.

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Yes.

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Est-ce que vous le sentez bien à fond,
madame?

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Oui.

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Oui? Encore.

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Ça vous plaît? Tais-toi.

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Continue.

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No.

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Oh.

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Yeah,

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that's good.

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I learn fast, ma'am, you know.

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Go on, that's good.

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Play more with your tongue.

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This is how you should go about it.

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Oh.

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Satisfied, my pretty?

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He wasn't supposed to die at Sixier.

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But what idea to put it in the
trunk.

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How do you want him to breathe with two
balls in the buffet? Plus he pisses

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the blood.

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Take it easy, you.

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But what's in your head?
It's okay, don't add more. No, but you are

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too serious.

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Really, you.

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Come on, let's go.

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I offer you a lemonade, sir.

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No, thank you.

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It must be exciting, your profession.

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You're a vampire hunter, aren't you?

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Don't be surprised, it's your trickery
that betrays you, sir.

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It was that or Men in Black. Admit that
it was easy.

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It must be crazy exciting to
hunt down these filthy vampires.

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Have you thought about hiring women?
I'm up for it.

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Come on, relax.

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Get rid of your artillery.

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It's not those weapons that interest me.

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I feel like we're going to have fun, all
three of us. It looks like it to me.

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You know guys, I like it. It's
reciprocal.

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Who wants fresh ice cream? Amateurs?

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My ice creams are good.

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I have all the flavors. Vanilla,
chocolate, pistachio, passion.

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They are succulent.

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I have what I need.

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Are you sure you don't want one of my
ice creams? No.

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I'm not offering you any, guys.

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Have fun, honey.

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Come on, I'm going. I won't bother you
with that.

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Who was that?

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I don't know.

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T'as l'air de les apprécier, nos queues.

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Beaucoup.

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Ugh.

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Oh, no.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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So,